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2008-01-18
Subway Hero
I went to Subway for lunch again yesterday, when I saw a lady studying the menu and hesitating on what to order. So I was served first while she was still thinking.
In a matter of seconds, these obfuscated phrases appeared out of nowhere. Green pepper. Red onion. Sweet onion dressing. Then black pepper. It looked like I didn't even have to think.
Oh, the lady surely was impressed. She couldn't help but admired me and told me, "You really know how to order."
That's right. I am a superhero. A Subway Hero, to be exact, who know how to order in Subway.
Or maybe I just spent too much time watching Heroes on Netflix.
In a matter of seconds, these obfuscated phrases appeared out of nowhere. Green pepper. Red onion. Sweet onion dressing. Then black pepper. It looked like I didn't even have to think.
Oh, the lady surely was impressed. She couldn't help but admired me and told me, "You really know how to order."
That's right. I am a superhero. A Subway Hero, to be exact, who know how to order in Subway.
Or maybe I just spent too much time watching Heroes on Netflix.